Thursday, May 8, 2014

modern-day maxims

things my grandfather told me when i was young (that i still do today):
  • always drink your coffee black.
  • if you see a [good] bottle of wine for under $10, buy it.
things my friends told me yesterday:
  • never wash cast iron pans with soap.
  • keep your clam trap shut. (n.b. what is a clam trap? mouth? other orifice? up to you to decide.)
  • it's cold out there for a pimp.
  • the sound of seashells is not the sound of the sea, but the pounding waves of blood through your veins. 
my own personal words of wisdom:
  • never pay for cocaine. 

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