- always drink your coffee black.
- if you see a [good] bottle of wine for under $10, buy it.
things my friends told me yesterday:
- never wash cast iron pans with soap.
- keep your clam trap shut. (n.b. what is a clam trap? mouth? other orifice? up to you to decide.)
- it's cold out there for a pimp.
- the sound of seashells is not the sound of the sea, but the pounding waves of blood through your veins.
my own personal words of wisdom:
- never pay for cocaine.